玩世與現實

一個相片上看起來非常魁梧的洋人，在Grindr上向我打招呼。我受寵若驚。怎麼會有洋人會盯上我這幅肉體？

儘管相片上的他穿著衣服，但看起來是一隻標準的乳牛。那麼何妨來交談？

他說：Hi, you workout?

我:Yeah, I am a gymmer.

他：I can see that. Are you heavy?

我：Not as you.:)

他：haha, wanna hug you

我：I'm willing to hide in your strong arms.

他：It's strong. I can almost lift a car.

我覺得他真的很誇張。而且從相片上看，他的取鏡姿勢都是展露出其渾圓飽滿的肱二頭肌。這人一定愛死了他的肱二頭肌。

我：You are my Giant and Hercules. :) Where do you come from ?

他：Thanks. I would love to be your giant. From US.

我：Are you a visitor or hmmmm, I just thought that your face looks so familiar.

老實說，他那種樣子是現在線上那些網站常見的臉孔，其實是洋人中的大眾臉──太過俊美。而且身材又是那種標準，對于我們這些一介肉身，都是熒幕上才會出現的人物吧！

他：I'm just visiting here. Which part of me you like most?

怎麼會問這問題？唔，我開始覺得這人相當有趣。我就先給一個無厘頭的答案：

我：Your dedication and industriousness. This is the invisible value I guess.

他：haha, I mean my body.

所以我只有具體地說出我的答案，還要多一些讚美。

我：Well, you pecs, arms and shoulder. Your biceps are very well built.

他：Well, fuck me now?
Thank you. It's big enough to almost lift a car.

什麼？如此單刀直入？而且他如此痴迷自己的肌肉──可以抬起一輛車？他一定是還未遇上他的kryptonite了。怎麼如此抬舉自己？

我：Show me your dick.

他：No, can't do that.

他這時又傳送另一張相片給我。非常健康的pose，不會讓人有一絲邪念。不過他的發達肌肉還是破衣而出。

他：Look at the picture. Ready to hug me?

我：Wow, I think I would be squeezed by you. What's your biceps size?

他：You guess the size.

我：32 inches?

他：37. Haha.

32吋的粗手臂？我還未來得及想像有多粗。那會不會等于我的大腿的圓周？

我：Wow, amazing! How do you do that?

他：Months of workout and terrible food. I'm planning to gain weight.

他已接近200磅了，他還要加重？

我：You wanna contest?

他：Contest? Nah.... I just love being heavy.

我：So you are a bottom?

他：Your say?

我：I guess so.

他：Haha. Can you lift me up?

我：Of course no. And just now you said "Fuck me now".

他：Yeah, do whatever you want to me. I'm yours.

我：Or you meant fuck my dick ? Then I am keen on it. :)

他：Whatever it takes. Go on. I'm ready.

這人真是很奇怪，這人的位置是沒有顯示出來的，我真的不知道他人在何處。

我：Hahah I don't know where you are. What's your dick size?

他：Bigger than yours for sure.

我：That's what excite me.

他：hehe.

我：Where are you now?

他：Sorry I can't tell you that.

我：Hmmm.... just curious, why?

他：Just can't. Sorry.

他不愿告訴我他在哪處──我在想他是否是人在國外？或許付款版的Grindr擁有隱藏即時位置的功能？這真是一個怪人。

我：So you wanna have online sex with me now and here?

他：Yeah, I guess so. Hope you don't mind.

唔，來到這裡，我覺得我要做回我的老本行了。書寫。只是改為我的破爛英文來寫。而我很久都沒有來過這一套了──虛擬性愛。在聊天室裡我都不用這一套了。

我：I command you to do something. Here....

他：Alright.

我：Curl up your arms. And put your dick on your arms.

我等了他一分鐘，他有接下來的回覆。

他：Haha.... doing it. Then?

我：See how marvelous your arms are and imagine the manhood in your true self.

他：Alright.... You seems to like my arms. It's solid. Pure meat.

我突然間聯想到一塊很韌的牛肉扒。那也是全肉肉的。

我：Yeah I like it and wanna lick it, together with your dick. Tell me your dick size please.

他：Go ahead. You guess it.

我：9"?

他：11". Bad guess. Haha.

我：I don't believe it.

我反問著他，其實是挑戰著他的雄性自大感。別以為我是大鄉里以為洋人總是大屌好不好？

他：Suck my pecs along....
Well, too bad I can't show you here.

我：How could it be that long? Is it thick?

他：Sorry, not long but think. I am just obsessed with bigger size. .... But yeah, it's bigger than normal now.

他終于招認他說錯了…不過，他還是膨脹了──在自己的雄性優越感中。

我：Well is it juicy?

他：Lots of juice.

我：I doubt that you are a porn star. Hahaha.

他：No, I am not. Would love to..... Hahah.... Suck it. I 'm full of gas...

什麼意思？充氣了？難道…....？不過我不理會他，繼續打著我的字

我： You have talent to fuck or get fucked? OK, I want you to do stand-and-deliver to me. Let me swing on your strong arms while you thrusting the deep inside of me. I wanna feel your awakening soul inside my body..... And I will squeeze you as best as I can so that you will feel stronger and stronger.

我沒想到我一連串地如此滔滔不絕地述說著，如此地荒淫…真的不是我的本色吶！

他：I love to get fucked. Yeah.... I am on.

我：What an anti climax for me. I can't lift you.
Ok. Period.

他：Too bad. I am not any lighter.

我：I just can't fuck a Hercules with thick dick.

他：Hmm... Put your dick in me in stead. I got space.

我爆笑了出來。他有空間？我真的很難想像那是怎樣的「空間」？他的發達肌肉給人的觀感就是密集感，怎麼還會有空間？

我：Well you will spread your bubble butt for me?

他：Of course. Hurry, before I fart!

我：FUCK IT!

他：Aaaaaaaaaaah.........

我：OK, dress up and back to your prison now!

他：Alright Sir!

然後，我們就曲終人散，散蓆。他也下線了。