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2009年11月21日星期六

曼谷新角度:巨根 vs 幼苗

ok,先來讀讀我讀到的這則趣聞。 (Penis size measuring device


泰國真的是比馬來西亞先進得多了,即連那話兒的粗長,都可以公開討論了。

「Men's instinctive concern over penis size will soon be discussed more openly, or even boasted about in Thailand, with the soon to be introduced official penis measuring device.





The device, a disposable paper measuring tape which is about to be launched under the Public Health Ministry's "Condom for All" campaign, will tell guys which size condoms will give them the best comfort and protection.

The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres - covering the "Thai penis size standard", said Dr Somyos Kittimankhong of the Department of Disease Control's (DDC) anti-Aids division. 」

報導說,泰國的疾病傳染局即將推出一項鼓勵戴安全套的運動,會推出一種用後即丟的「陽具紙量帶」,就是用來量男士們的陰莖有多粗!

報導說,這種量帶的寬度是49至56毫米──「涵蓋了泰國男人陽具的標準尺碼」!

其實是量陽具的圓週,將那量帶套上陽具上,橫切面就是陽具的寬度了。

49毫米等于4.9cm,56毫米則是5.6cm──你可以想像泰國男人的陽具可達5.6cm嗎?那肯定是十分地巨碩、肥壯了!

The Nation reported that he, however, did not mention how men with smaller or larger sized members could take part in his department's upcoming survey of penis sizes.

The campaign was launched in response a spike in the number of gay men and sex workers contracting HIV.

為什麼要量泰國男人的陽具有多粗呢?原來就是要男士們戴套時尺碼剛剛好,那麼就不會過大,而鬆脫,過小,則緊套得不舒服。

如果戴套戴得舒服,就可以讓男士們上陣時不至于bareback,一切以安全至上。這情況就好像你去買鞋子,總得要知道自己是什麼尺碼,如果買不到合碼的鞋子,也不能赤腳走路。

(說起來好像很合理,但戴不戴套有時不是合不合碼的問題,而是質感與感官觸覺的問題)


(而且,有些人的龜頭是鈍拙但粗肥的,有些人的龜頭則是尖錐細小的,到底這量帶是量龜頭,還是量陽具的莖幹?)


A 200 million Baht (RM20 million) budget has been approved for a countrywide drive to give away free condoms to gay men and males and females aged 1525, with a special focus on ensuring that people wear the rightsize protection.

這項運動竟然可以耗資2000萬令吉,以免費派送安全套給少男少女,以讓男士們,特別是同志可以得到恰如其分的保護!


下次若有機會去曼谷,我也想拿到這種量帶,看看自己去到哪裡。

"Larger size condoms can slip off or deaden the pleasure during sex, while smaller ones will cause discomfort to wearers.

"These factors dissuade people from using condoms - which encourages the spread of HIV/Aids," said Dr Somyos.

然而,這項運動卻是為了同志群與性工作者飆升的愛滋病感染而推動。報導還說泰國男同志的愛滋病的染病率逐年增,從2003年的17%,至2005年的28%、2007年再增至32%,已掀起第二波的愛滋病感染潮。

The condom campaign is in response a spike in the number of gay men and sex workers contracting HIV.

"Making goodfitting condoms available will be useful in dealing with the reemerging HIV/Aids problem as well as promoting the widespread practice of safe sex in Thailand," he said.

The DDC's statistics showed that HIV infection rates among gay men going for testing were 17 per cent in 2003, 28 per cent in 2005 and 32 per cent in 2007, a rise that has prompted warnings of a second wave of HIV/Aids infection.

The campaign is aimed at cutting infection rates in half by 2011.

Once approved, more than 7,000 district administrations will be asked to participate in promoting the practice of safe sex and in distributing the free condoms.
- The Nation/ANN


泰國的愛滋病原來是如此嚴重,所以這是一記警鐘。


不過,泰國曼谷對我來說,還是一個天堂


我不斷地想著5.6cm粗的陽具,這是泰國人粗壯陽具的尺碼,腦海一直盤繞著所含過遇到的陽具,還有那一次目睹如此驚嚇的巨根偷窺我的嘴唇就是那量帶… …的確,這就是泰國男人的粗壯範圍了。


從曼谷回來後,讓我萌生了不少新的想法,沖擊著我之前的認知。這些問題縈迴著:


1.到底滴油叉燒BigMac是否如此turn off?

2.「排骨阿炳」又是否如此真的是一個大大的「NO」呢?

3.「乳牛」吸引我的地方在哪裡?一個乳牛的EGO是否比他的肌肉還大?

4.怎樣詮釋 「一夜情」、艷遇與緣份?


最後與最重要的一個命題是:
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5.我有多喜歡粗長的陽具?


這些問題,都讓我找到了答案,因為,我已從實踐中探知到答案!









(2009年曼谷角度,即將揭幕)





1 口禁果:

the happy go lucky one 說...

really salute thai gov, only if our gov can be this conscious :)

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